A great poop story...WARNING: may cause dry heaving!

We have had my brothers two kids staying with us this weekend, Kade is almost 3 and Kyler is almost 1. That brings the total to six small children in my care. YIKES! I had a baptism on Saturday, so I had to abandon the post for an hour and a half. I figured that Chris could handle it while I was gone....sigh.
When I got home I got the story of all stories. Kade had a messy diaper and I guess that Chris didn't get to it fast enough. Well, at some point, for whatever reason, Kade put his hand down the back of his pants and pulled out a handful of...yep, you guessed it. Well it got worse. Then for some reason he WIPED IT ALL OVER HIS FACE! Seriously dry heaving right about now. But it didn't stop there, then he decided that he needed music while he had his 'facial' so he started to play my piano! You can imagine the scene that Chris found when he walked into the living room. There was poop ALL over Kade's face, his clothes and my piano! Let this be a lesson to all of you father's out there that like to put off changing dirty diapers. The image is just too priceless...where's my camera when you need one? I know, I know, that would be WAY to graphic!